And here’s my latest collection of nicey sentences:
“(Religion) With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”
If you treat people the way they are, you never improve them. If you treat them the way you want them to be, you do.
Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She’d bump the car in front, then back-up and strike the car behind her. This went on about 2-3 minutes.
I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was declined though. She said, “Why have bumpers if you’re not going to use them once in a while?”
The latest polling shows 43 percent of all Americans say that illegal aliens are a serious problem. The other 57 percent said: “No hablo Inglés.”
“We continue to shape our personality all our life. If we knew ourselves perfectly, we should die.”
“I get those maternal feelings sometimes, like when I’m lying on the couch and can’t reach the remote, I think, ‘Boy, a kid would be nice right now.'” – Kathleen Madigan