The easiest way to make a quick buck these days is to sue someone’s @$$ off. These 3 have recently got on my nerves:
1. The inventor of high heels
All I can say is, “OUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH, my poor feet 😦
2. The inventor of the cross country ski machine
This $%^ing machine really knows how to boss you around: pedal faster, pedal backwards, pedal forwards, etc. And there’s no tricking it 😦 Once you stop pedaling, it stops the timer!!!!. The inventor of this machine must have been one bossy fellow!
3. The inventor of the day light working hours
Ever since I started this new job, I have bags under my eyes, I’m drowsy 24/7, I have a headache, and a headache, and a lot of headache. Why? All coz I have to get up early!!!Ok, I can understand why back in the stone ages they had to work during day time, but since Edison pulled the light bulb out of his hat, why do we have to torture ourselves by dragging our sleepy @$$ out of bed before noon.I seriously think I have valid grounds to sue the dude who enforced daylight working hours. Some people, like yours truly, just can’t do daylight hours. There must be ample psychological studies done to back me up. I’m gonna dig them up, and get me self a good lawyer. And you know what? If I win my case against this dude, maybe I could also sue the other brutal dude who made me go to school during daylight hours.