So mom, bro and I are watching Tom and Jerry
[5 minutes later-1 second after watching a scene where Tom slips on a banana peel]
ME: How come we never see people slipping on banana peels in real life? Actually what’s a banana peel doing on the floor in the first place? There’s no other garbage on the floor, so what’s with the banana peel
No comment from anyone
ME: Seriously, other than Tom and Jerry and that deodorant commercial I have never actually seen a person slipping on one. I don’t think it’s possible to slip on one.
Still no comment from anyone
ME: Do we have any bananas? I wanna test this slipping thingy. I’ll put one near the threshold and see if the next person who walks in would slip or not. I gotta figure this out; I want to know what’s the deal with banana peels.
MOM AND BRO AT THE SAME TIME: Get a life!!!!!!