The Facebook Interview

It’s 4:09 in the morning and I can’t sleep–maybe that 5 hour afternoon nap had something to do with it–so I wanted to post some pix but the uploader is waaaay too slow…started to watch paint dry–literally-we just had our place painted–when the paint got kinda uneasy with me staring at it…so I thought I would bug Facebook instead..logged on and started answering a couple of questions on that Interview application, then my brain, who by now was on autopilot, started copy and pasting the questions and answers here!!!

What kind of drugs have you tried?
..only chocolate πŸ™‚
If you could choose your ethnicity what would you choose?
more of a melange of various cultures
What is your favorite movie quote?
You make me wanna be a better person–As good as it gets
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dunno, they were both here when i came πŸ™‚
What would be the soundtrack to the movie about your life?
before the age of 32, Gomshodeh (The lost one) by Googoosh
What is your favorite Shakespearean play
Macbeth…love lady Macbeth’s character
if you fell off a cliff what would be you last thought?
Ohhh this sooooo much fun..but don’t 4get 2 turn nunu, dont 4get 2 turn so u wud land on yr soft butt ;p
How do you tell if you are in love or just in lust?
Time wud tell
Do you read harry potter books?
Don’t even watch the movies
What is your favorite place?
Place is not important, the company is…with the right person, any place is home πŸ™‚
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
Since I already have the power of mind reading, i wud say orbing
Favorite body part?
the windows to the soul
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
traveling photographer
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
A 90-year-old villager
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
mountain goat….they r cute and strong
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
Live in a new country every couple of months
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
hahaha they know i don’t cook πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
What is your favourite word?
MAGICAL
What makes you cry?
I cry pretty much during ANY film i see!!!
If you could time travel to the past to correct any mistakes you feel you’ve made would you?
Nope i wud’t…not that i haven’t made any mistakes, but those mistakes made me who i am today
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
FUUUULLLLLL
Who was your hero as a child?
Superman…had a crush on Christopher Reeve
Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
i took the test some time ago and i happy to announce that yes i am
Name the closest blue object to you.
the earings i am wearing
Re-Live your childhood? What would you change?
would have learned how to play a musical instrument…true i have no musical talent but maybe after 30 years of practice i would have learned at least 1 cord
stranded on an island you can take unlimited books or music, which do you choose?
a musical book
What is 3 things that you must have with you at all times?
camera, ipod, laptop
Finish the sentence: “The way you smile…”
makes me wanna smile πŸ™‚
am i a good listener
though most people think i am not, i actually do listen…it just sinks in when i go home
Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Heaven and hell r right here on earth
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
100 years into the future, can’t wait to see the new technology
Whats the First Thing You Notice In A Boy/Girl?
Smile…if they r not smiling i hardly notice them at all
What language would you like to speak fluently?
spanish…but i wud just like to wake up 1 day n b fluent don’t wanna take any classes
What is the funniest movie ever?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
What song are you listening to right now?
Bezaan Tar (Play the Tar) by Haydeh
What do you love?
right now…some hot cocoa
If you had to make a movie about your life what would it be called?
Mirror Polisher
if you had one wish what would it be
that someone makes a 24 channel that only shows Tom and Jerry
What is your favorite season?
Autumn…esp in Iran..coz of the magic in the air
What is your favorite song of all time?
Greatest Love of All–Whitney houston
Which religion do you choose to follow?
My heart, my morals, my conscience
do you look behind the shower curtain before you go to the bathroom?
how did you know??!!!..i also check the ceiling ;o
Jack Sparrow or Jack Bauer?
Bauerrrrrrrrr
do you ever dip your toast into milk and then make it into a shake?
my cookies yes, but not toast…thanks for the tip ;p
Do you sing in the shower?
alllll the time πŸ˜€
Turnoff on opposite sex?
arrogance!!!
BOO!
boo right back atcha ;p
What time is it when an elephant sits on a chair?
guess he’s hungry…time for dinner, i guess πŸ˜€
Tennis or golf?
i suck at tennis, so golf…eehh not too good at that either :x…so miniature golf
Winter or summer Olympics?
Olympics is still going on???
If you were an animal, what kind would you be?
mountain goat..they r cute and fast on their feet ;p
Baby girl or baby boy?
all babies are little angels
What is your favorite comfort food?
chocolate ice cream
Favorite cartoon?
Tom and Jerry πŸ˜€
Do you like to go on msn?
nope…yahoo is more my man
McDonald’s or Burger King??
None…not much into junk food these days…but if I HAD to choose, i.e. they r the only 2 restaurants left in the world, then Burger King
If you could make any junk food super-nutritious, which one would you pick?
Pizza
Last film seen
Running with Scissors
What countries have you been to other than you home country?
Canada, Dubai, England, France, Greece, Italy, Kuwait, Malaysia, Spain, and Turkey
Family or friends?
Blood is thicker than water
What I dislike most about the general public is…
the general public is fine the way it is
Is there any circumstance where cheating is okay?
eeeh on a driving test…cough, cough
what is love?
Starts with a butterfly feeling, leads to escatsy and ends with inner peace
Biggest turnoff in the opposite sex?
Boring personality, arrogance and low IQ
What is the meaning of life?
Life has as much meaning as u put in it
Do you like thunderstorms?
LOVE them…
Winter or summer?
Fall
Favorite hot drink?
hot chocolate
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
both…riding anything is fun fun fun πŸ˜€
Are you fed up of all these questions?
nope coz i skip the ones that make me go zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Do you believe a good life is attainable? or is it something that is out of our control ie subject to luck etc.
You create your own luck
What is your favorite color?
All the colors of the rainbow
beach or mountain?
greeeeen mountain close to the beach
Why are you taking this interview?
putting off doing the housework πŸ™‚
who do you count on when feeling down
don’t feel countdown much these days
do you plan in advance
hehehe i even plan when to be spontaneous πŸ™‚
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
In a heart beat babe…and i wud take my camera with me…oh just imagine the photo op
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person
A little bit of this, and a little bit of that
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Travel, travel, travel with family
What are you most proud of in your life?
Creating the new me πŸ˜€
Who do you admire most?
Oprah
How do you feel?
pretty good, why thank you for asking…how u doin”? hehehehe
What size shoe do you wear?
i just found out i have always worn 1 size too small!!
Water or 100% Juice?
100% pomegranate juice
Would you rather be hot or cold?
aeeeb!!! Oh u r talking about the weather…aahh cold of course
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Leg…i wudn’t be able to type if i lose my arm…will not comfortably anyway…
Favorite Place to Eat?
Any local homey place
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
a pink, invisible flying one
Your favorite Disney Films?
Finding Nemo….oh love the fish that has a memory prob…i can\’t remember her name now
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was born to cross roads
Do you support Paris?
Tsk, tsk, tsk what has she done this time…
Where is Waldo?
Hold on i’ll go and ask master google
Favorite element?
eeehhhh….they’re all kinda cute…hmm
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?
Once u go firefox u will never go back πŸ˜€
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
ooohh ohhh milk and cookies…feel like some right now actually..brb
Favorite fruit?
strawberries and plums
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
there’s no such thing as a bad laugh
Are you a cat or a dog person?
i\’m not even an animal person
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
You mean wud i rather not see the beauty around us or not hear it….hmm ok deaf
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
You say that like it\’s a bad thing…
What is your favorite TV show?
YouTub
Kill the spider or let it out?
Get my mom to smack it with her slippers ;p
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
beggers ingnore but if they are sellling sth i wud pay more than what they ask for
Boat or bus?
both…on land bus, on water boat!!!
Where do you want to travel next?
Probably India
What is your favorite food?
anything with chocolate on it πŸ˜€
What would you do if you are going to die in the next minute?
Hug my loved ones
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8 thoughts on “The Facebook Interview

  1. I happened to stumble upon your blog looking for Facebook users and had to laugh at the self-inquisition. I used to fill these out in class during high school homeroom to fill the hour with friends. It was good times and it also give little antedotes about one’s self. We have a major thing in common–I don’t cook either and my friends definitely know it!

    I work for an online PR company and I am reaching out to avid Facebook users that there is a new application called Life Changing Box that allows users to play an online version of hot potato for the chance at some cool prizes like a free trip to NYC. More information is in the link below—let me know if you have any questions!!

    Cheers!
    Katie
    Abraham&Harrison
    Life Changing Box

  2. katie: hehehe i also answered some of the questions in class…onlu difference is that i am the teacher ;p

    i added the application, but i think it only works for those living in the states, right?

    grey: i third amu :D…but hey it’s a great sleeping pill ;p

    rieanne: i wish people wud ask these kinds of questions in intervies instead of, “hmmm, so what kind of experience do you have?”

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