So I am chatting online with a friend:
Me: LOL , ROFL, LOL ….You know what? I now officially crown you as The Food Queen.
Her: Ahhh, thanks, so now that I am knighted, what do I get?
Me: You have the honor of getting a link from me.
Her: Oh goody, [Darya] sharing a link, yipeeee…..
Me: [Ignoring her sarcastic tone] Here you go: 100 Things You Should Eat Before You Die
[20 minutes later, after going through the list one by one together]
Her: Hahaha, I have also tried no. 13 flowers.
Me: ….ooookkaaaay….guess I could also crown you as The Bizarre Queen.
Her: My friends and I tried chrysanthemum when we were kids.
Me: So what does it taste like?
Her: Sweet, it was a sweet flower.
Me: Hey, that’s my name…sweet flower.
Her: come again??!!
Me: My name in Persian translates to “Sweet Flower”. See my first name means Sweet, and my last name means what something is when it has been raised, and raise has a meaning similar to rise and the past tense of rise is rose and rose is also a flower; so there you go, my last name translates to flower. So I am a ‘Sweet Flower’.
The emotion she sent me then will remain censored :O